Exploring Possibilities

lunarshinobi:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Brunettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

And as for redheads.

You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.

believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

atop-the-treetop:

sizvideos:

Video

This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might  be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.

sea-mother:

Virgo the flowers,
Taurus the trees,
Capricorn the gems deep in the earth.

Gemini the hurricane,
Libra the breath of life,
Aquarius the tornado that never touches down.

Aries the hearth fire,
Leo the bale fire,
Sagittarius the lingering embers pulsing along burned wood.

Cancer the river,
Scorpio the rapids,
Pisces the very depths of the ocean.

ourloveissemperfii:

"One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

Devastatingly accurate though.

theghostoflove:

2/77 Funny/Epic HP Moments

↳ The running Hogwarts toilet seat joke

swolizard:

lylaha:

Lil Egyptian Gods by Silverfox5213

IM SOBBING ABT THESE

these are adorable

randomfandomteacher:

thescowlingdaedreemha:

To be ‘educated’ is to be indebted 

these comics make me so angry!!

aliceinpunderland:

captaincrapster:

Android OC desperately tries to get sick. Android OC breaks out the plastic wrap and sits in cold bathwater during his owner’s 9-to-5.
I’m so down with the robot excitement on here. I don’t even care. I don’t even care. I don’t even care.




this is so important

aliceinpunderland:

captaincrapster:

Android OC desperately tries to get sick. Android OC breaks out the plastic wrap and sits in cold bathwater during his owner’s 9-to-5.

I’m so down with the robot excitement on here. I don’t even care. I don’t even care. I don’t even care.

this is so important